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n: also known as rednecks.
tracktor-trailer driving, tin-spitting, tobacco-chewing, beer-bellied fatass uggo with chicken legs who lives in a hammock with 92 illegitimate hick children who all call you"MA" even though youre male, while fighting over the BIG spoon, so they could all eat mayonaisey ham goop
I'sa gonna goes up to my TRAK-turrr and eats ma ham goop with 37 lbs of MAYnaise and theeeeeen i's gon' go baCK to my HAMMOCK and sit there all day with my 92 illegitimate hick children who all call me "MA"
by diiscolemonade July 8, 2009
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