by Alan,Steve! March 26, 2021
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Hamood has the best takes but yall not ready for that conversation, yet. I mean he does like talented wrestlers like Baron Corbin, Jinder Mahal, QT Marshall and most importantly The King Of Strong Style Shinsuke Nakamura.
Hamood is a very good user its not even funny.
Hamood has the best takes but yall not ready for that conversation, yet. I mean he does like talented wrestlers like Baron Corbin, Jinder Mahal, QT Marshall and most importantly The King Of Strong Style Shinsuke Nakamura.
Hamood is a very good user its not even funny.
by Hamoodwrestling May 19, 2021
Get the HamoodWrestling mug.a way to say youre throwing up a tiny bit either from medication, eating too much, or rotten food. this typically starts from burping
by lilsamsixty9 May 31, 2021
Get the hagook mug.Hancocking is a sexual activity which involves slowly introducing your dry finger into the anus of your partner. Once all five fingers are inserted, a clenched fist must be inserted soon after.
I was giving my aide a good "Hancocking" last night with the boys... just a shame Cummings wasnt here to join us
by Datboigonegoof June 25, 2021
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Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife, in sickness and in health, until death do you part or until one of you hancock's it.
by I'm trapped send help June 25, 2021
Get the Hancock mug.To make an apology for something relatively insubstantial, even mostly irrelevant, while simultaneously refusing to acknowledge something more grievous.
Bonus points if the apology is insultingly insincere and the apologist demands privacy and respect.
Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care of the UK, who was filmed having an extramarital romantic liaison - kissing and groping - an aide he personally hired. Hancock refused to acknowledge the romantic and sexual element of this interaction and, instead, chose to apologise for "breaching social distancing guidelines." He then asked for privacy for this "personal matter", alluding to the alleged affair sighted, while completely refusing to acknowledge the affair.
Bonus points if the apology is insultingly insincere and the apologist demands privacy and respect.
Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care of the UK, who was filmed having an extramarital romantic liaison - kissing and groping - an aide he personally hired. Hancock refused to acknowledge the romantic and sexual element of this interaction and, instead, chose to apologise for "breaching social distancing guidelines." He then asked for privacy for this "personal matter", alluding to the alleged affair sighted, while completely refusing to acknowledge the affair.
Jane: "You cheated on me over 15 years, murdered my mother, and stole all of my money. Why did you do all of this, you wasteman?"
Matt: "To invoke the Hancock apology, I am sorry that I ate all of your green Gummy Bear sweets. It was very wrong of me and I apologise. I would now like you to respect my privacy on this personal matter."
Matt: "To invoke the Hancock apology, I am sorry that I ate all of your green Gummy Bear sweets. It was very wrong of me and I apologise. I would now like you to respect my privacy on this personal matter."
by BroJayDee June 26, 2021
Get the Hancock apology mug.To have a romp with an aide who was appointed to keep you on your toes. Derived from the UK Health Minister's cctv incident in June 2021.
Husband: I have to go into the office tomorrow, we have a meeting which cannot be held over Zoom.
Wife: I hope you're not doing a Hancock behind my back.
Wife: I hope you're not doing a Hancock behind my back.
by generalokra June 26, 2021
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