The Turkish Hammer

A vigorous style of masturbation, where the person or persons performing said act tightly grip the head of the penis in both hands and hammer up and down the shaft as if they were flattening a mighty slab or steel.

I met this girl last night and after a few drinks she took me back to her place and laid down The Turkish Hammer on my cock... vicious!

by Jason Royle April 30, 2008

hammer skins

hammer skins is a orginization sometimes refered to as a gang that has the largest concentration of pro-white skinheads in the united states they have a few splinter groups and factions with in hammer skins such as eastern hammerskins,westen hammerskins,confederate hammerskins. they took their name from the 1982 movie the wall where a fictional group of skinheads in the movie where called hammer skins they are known for orginizing rock against communism concerts ,providing security at various gigs here and abroad and running independent record labels. many hammer skins hold reguler jobs,but probably 20% make their living through criminal activity

hammer skins for ever for ever hammer skins is their matto they are more are less the same as outlaw gangs,1%ers

by NLR718 July 15, 2006

MC hammered

To get really hammered and spend all your cash.

crofish: "Hey man you wanna go to 3 beans for coffee this arvo?"

muzzy: "Nah I cant go dude, I dont have any cash left cause I got MC hammered last night at East."

by muzzydoesit January 15, 2011

hammers gadd

Meaning the act of hammering your own children in a sexual way.
Gadd reffering to Glam Rock star and convicted paedofile Gary Glitter's real name, and Hammer reffering to a sexual act.

One person to another.
"Is it true that he is a slightly deviant person?"
"I hear he is a hammers gadd"

by Tri Fector September 28, 2006

Penis Hammer

the act of ejaculating on a girls face and rubbing the cum into her skin, by hammering her face with your penis

Cindy was giving me head last night, it was so sick

Did you penis hammer her?

Yeah it was soooo awesome but i gave her a black eye

LEGEND

by stoner4boner March 8, 2010

thors hammer

When you raise ur fist in the heavens and drop ur fist on someone.

Please dont do thor's hammer on me.
I'm sorry for making fun of your mom, dont do thor's hammer

by jaque louve March 12, 2005

The Doom Hammer

You stand on a desk or a table and make the woman get on the floor on her knees. Then you grab your dick by the base and jump off the desk/dresser and yell,"THE DOOOOM HAMMMMER" Then hit her square on the forehead with your dick.

I gave Lisa The Doom Hammer last night.

by Ninja'd October 17, 2008