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sister-husbands

Sister-Husbands
Pronunciation: SISS-ter-huz-bundz

Noun

A pair of people so mentally and emotionally in sync that they finish each other’s thoughts without even trying, yet still manage to fuck each other properly over time.
“Those two debate would skip coffee and then argue about pineapple on pizza while having sex on a public beach—they’re total sister-husbands.”
by bestbethedefinition October 3, 2025
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Female husband

**a female husband doesn't mean a woman who does the job rather than the man that a common misunderstanding of what it actually means**

back when gay marriage (or being gay in general) was a frowned upon thing and you were consider to be "the devil faggot slutty whore" lesbian did something to go around this, is when a woman (living as a man) marries another woman, now back than there was no way to actually tell someone gender other than just by looking at them or ID and back than it was super easy to get away with things,

now the phrase female husband doesn't just mean woman to woman (although it kinda does)
it could be a male trans or just a lesbian, (fun fact this was actually illegal even if your partner knew)

There were plenty of cases although giving an example would be super boring, like are you that curious just to find out that most people either cried or didn't really fucking care? if you really want an example go to wiki which is how I got most of my info,

this term was popular In 1746 by a book by the same name (Female husband)
Sarah= psttt hey Mary did you hear about Karl and susie?
Mary= no what?
Sarah= turns out karl was a woman this entire time! they got married together! what a bunch of fags!
Mary= was Karl a Female husband?
Sarah= YES
by Zalo_r October 27, 2025
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When the wife warns you to wear gloves before cleaning jalapeno peppers. You ignore the advise, then proceed to use the restroom. End results is husband is in pain, and pouring milk on his junk to ease the burning.
I had the stubborn husband spicy hot dog last week when I didn't put gloves on my hands before cleaning jalapeno peppers.
by WhoSaidItFirst October 28, 2025
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Animal Husbandry

Farming practice involving the domestication of animal.

Marriage
Whose that Animal home?

(Sigh) That is my 4H Animal Husbandry project.
by Modern Women December 16, 2025
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Animal Husbandry

Farming term;
The domestication of wild animals

See also marriage
Who is that animal home?

(Sigh) That "Animal home" is my 4H Animal Husbandry project.
by Modern Women December 16, 2025
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Eat your husband day

December 29 Is officialy "EAT your husband Day"
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)

Bon apeti =)
Girl:Hey bby. Its December 29.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)

Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.
by a person better than you December 29, 2020
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National Slap your husband day

On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!
Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!
by Flowers are... beautiful February 2, 2021
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