cum-guzzler

one who repairs damages furniture.

The cum-guzzler came by at 8 p.m. to repair my table.

by Adibisi Johansen March 5, 2004

Guzzler

a bar shot that is "topped off" with the product of personal or sexual gratification.

Bill served the best guzzler last night.

by FiF10 December 28, 2005

The Guzzler

A co-worker or peer who brown noses and sucks so much cock to get to the top.

Ryan and Mr. Fung went fishing, just them two. You know what Ryan was up to. I guess thats why he earned the name The Guzzler.

by tyler dirden April 20, 2007

jizz guzzler

One who like to swallow another mans "JIZZ"

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

tea guzzling contest

A pissing contest among mathematicians.

Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!

Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.

by John January 13, 2009

chuzzle guzzler

A chuzzle guzzler is when a "fisher" drinks so much sperm his head explodes like a chuzzle

oh man did you see fisher hes such a chuzzle guzzler

by wfisher April 2, 2009

Cum-Guzzling Quefe

A skin and bones gay man who is seen as the Omega in any situation.

The Cum-Guzzling Quefe stood his ground against the guy he tried to seduce.

by McD's4life April 21, 2005