Griffin

A person who will never respect anyone, they're tall but ugly. He's a faggot to society and thinks about killing himself everyday but just doesn't say it. He's retarded, sucks at school and can't get a girlfriend. He beats his meat to Dora and his dick is only 2 inches max.

Wow you're such a fucking Griffin.

by nigerianprince225 April 21, 2017

Govener Griffon

Something so ridiculous that it will make you want to kill any kitten no matter how adorable they are.

Tommy: Wow, did you know that guy's name is Gabe.
Tyreese: lolz, what a govener griffon he is.

by iHax4fun December 25, 2009

Stewie Griffin

A terrible character on Family Guy. In seasons 1-3 the joke was that Stewie was some world-dominating genius but was only a baby, which gets severly old after a while. By season 4 he became very out-of-character and generally the joke was that he acted like an adult and unlike an infant.

Stewie Griffin: I suck!

by FlareNUKE September 23, 2006

griffin

A funny bird-like animal with a horse body.

I was scared when the griffin attacked me with its sharp claws.

by stine May 22, 2005

Griffin

One who is greedy. Often used to describe the Grinch who stole Christmas. Often a bastard or a fatass.

Look! It's greedy Griff! Naw, that's just Griffin. Same thing!

by Motherxx November 10, 2008

Griffin

He's a really nice guy, but he can be immature at times. He is not very smart, but his goofiness makes you like him even more. His hair is usually long, ad he is usually tall.

1- Look at him, he's not doing very well in french class, but hes so funny.
2- Wow, what a Griffin

by Heatnix March 19, 2019

GRIFFIN

- cockless mother fucker who will be a virgin forever
- part of Slap Griffin Day
- an all around asshole
- Hypocrite
- always has poopy diaper

"Griffin iz da biggest motherbfucking virgin man w/a hard pajina. He shall fucking die!"

by xX_MICK_E_ MOUsE_Xx October 21, 2019