new found glory

a good band

nfg rocks

by nina February 6, 2004

The Goofy

To grab one’s ears and thrust your penis joyfully in their butt :). Once you’re about to ejaculate, you must whisper into the participant’s ear, “I dun Goofed! Hyuck!!”

Joyce: “Hey me and my boyfriend did The Goofy last night, and I think he stretched my ears along with my anus.”
Dhonna: “Super sick brother! 🤙🏿“

by The Almighty Goofster September 3, 2018

Glory

the full encompassing radience of goodness in triumph

We see Your GLORY, O God

by Humpty October 8, 2003

morning glory

When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"

I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.

by Scott Coleman April 3, 2008

glory hole

when a person goes to a porno shop and goes into a booth. There is a hole in the wall connecting to another booth, jus big enough to fit an errect penis through. They can do watever they want with the person's penis (i.e. lick, suck, fuck, etc.)

I want to go downtown to use that new glory hole.

by Craiger February 20, 2003

Goofyboots

Weed, ganja, marijuana, maryjane, chronic, dank, grass, etc... Traditionally goofyboots describes weed that has a more, well, silly effect on the smoker.

Damn, dude, I smoked them GOOFYBOOTS yesterday, I was talkin' to the wall, man!

by Kali Yuga Ghoul February 4, 2006

glory hole

The hole that is frequently seen in the wall at peep shows or rest areas frequented by homosexual men. It is used for giving/receiving fellatio while remaining anonymous to your partner.

Bruce kept feeding quarter after quarter into the 8mm movie projector, and kept his eye on the glory hole to see if there was any blood sausage and chin nuts smothered in man mustard available for dinner. He hated the long waits, and the expense--these machines were damn hungry, but it was better than being thrown out for cruising...again. He sometimes wished that he wasn't such a tube steak tarzan, but a queen's gotta do what a queen's gotta do. He sure hoped that the next sperm donor was a heavy equipment operator with a copious load of choad, because Bruce was trying to slim down via the liquid protein diet.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005