goatsified

To have your butthole stretched open at least 6" in diameter.

That fool was goatsified.

by vectus October 27, 2003

Goats In The Garden

When someones pants or jeans are going in the crack of their ass. A pant wedgie

Man, she has massive Goats In The Garden!!

by DefineTheGreatLine March 30, 2011

goastcheeks

the warmth of someone elses butt on the toilet seat

eww i just felt your goastcheeks

by realpowerminy May 26, 2016

pocket goat

a mythical creature that appears during long drives. It's a cute little critter that takes residence in your pocket. Is it real?

Goats are cute and pockets are handy, so why wouldn't you want a goat in your pocket; a pocket goat.

by Bleeeeeeaaat... February 5, 2009

Mountain Goating

The act of two straight males that are naked with raging hard ons running at eachother and banging their dick heads together. If any body part touches other than the the two dick heads it's considered homosexual.

Stevey and Frank went mountain goating to win over the Russian whores heart.

by Fletcher cocks January 18, 2017

blows goats for half price

To badly suck. To suck worse than anything has ever sucked before. worse than diping french fries in your comatose mother in laws bed sores, eeewwwww grossss !!!!!!!!!

This freaking job blows goats for half price, Yeah what a desperation station this place is.

by [e-mail] March 29, 2008

Throat Goat

Name for someone , mostly a girl ; who gives you the best mind blowing oral sex ever.

" yea , bro that bitch ate my dick up , she a real throat goat"

by tomboy princess April 27, 2021