gordon ramsey

a British lad who screams at people because they are cows

Gordon Ramsey said my food is gay

by jaaaaakdeeee March 8, 2021

Gordon Shower

Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.

Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"

by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021

Gordon Shower

A fetish act of taking a shower in a mix of camel's piss and milk to possibly cure all diseases.

My boss wanted us to take a Gordon shower to reach a 30% boost in our immunity.

by word_wiz April 13, 2021

Gordon

Gordon is the sexiest man on earth, the way his luscious thick ass jiggles as he walks, his beautiful chocolate skin and most importantly his amazing cowboy hat. I just want him to ride me like a horse and have his way with me, spread me wide open and go to town on my soft ass.

Me and Gordon were in the car our eyes met, my heart was pounding as he came closer and took the virginity from my lips I could feel his course beard rub on my face. We proceeded to do things that would get us kicked out of any church we may enter. God I love Gordon.

by Captcop May 26, 2021

Gordon Freeman

The Messiah

"All hail Gordon Freeman, The One Free Man!"

by P-Body Pal May 27, 2021

Gordon Van Damage

Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock

Fuck Yeah Gordo Van Damage you caused some damage to barb “Gordon van damage

by Gordon van damage June 8, 2021

gordonvale high school

Gordonvale High School is a shitty disgusting place, theres toxic people who will talk shit about you, many fights during the week, many people going to the park during the mornings to either hit a vape or smoke durries. The only good teacher there is Miss Smith. You may go to the toilets during lunch but you'll smell people vaping. There is many sluts and thots at Gordy high and many fuckboys, try hards and playboys. Year 7s date year 8s, year 9s, year 10s year 11s and year 12 its very common in Gordonvale High School.

"what school do you go to?"

"Gordonvale High School"

"oh poor you!"

by kwsowneisnbsokaken October 19, 2021