gash wand

Another name for schlong or length, but with a majestic magical quality of being able to make legs open at will...

"Man Jamal must have a gash wand, he only has to point it at ho's and their legs open moistly ready for core drilling"

Trevor is one lucky cunt, he doesn't have any banter but he does have a gash wand, he's balls deep 3 times a day - he has a magical length

by Zolasflick August 10, 2017

Gashed it

When someone "fucked it", meaning got absolutely pished. Or meaning done something wrong as in "fucked it up".

"Kara you were pished last night weren't you?"
"Aye I gashed it"
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" Wtf did u do to that car"
"I gashed it"

by Sarahblahblanlah123kara August 26, 2017

Gash Bashin'

When you bash the gash so hard your abdomen turns into a dishwasher.

Who's up for some good old fashioned gash bashin'

by Beltazar November 9, 2017

Gash

Someone who is more cuntier than any other cunt on the planet.

The crevasse between flappy meat curtains.

Stop being such a fucking gash!

The pamphlet in the tampon box says to do a Captain Morgan stance and toss a tampon in your gash

by All the dirty parts July 21, 2018

Gash Juice

Gash Juice is the juicy liquid from a womens vaj comes in a milk form or a clear liquid either way tastes like absolute heaven and should be drank anytime your missus cunt is soaking or gushing with cream better than yogurt best thing since sliced breed

A want to drink her minky juice gash juice

by Markie696 June 4, 2018

Gashole

A person that drives up to a gas pump on the wrong side and has to stretch the hose over the car to obtain fuel.

Drive on the other side of the pump, don't be a gashole.

by runner zak November 6, 2018

Gash Throb

The term used to describe a pulsating, throbbing sensation throughout the female genitalia predominately felt within the flap region usually accompanied by vaginal secretions eg. moistness/ self lubrication and typically occurs when a female is particularly aroused and looking for the D.

Britney: Omg watching Lindon play basketball is giving me the biggest gash throb

Whitney: I know right! My va jay jay feels like it’s hungry and needs to be fed.

by Trixxymixxy March 8, 2019