Definitions by Zolasflick

gash wand 

Another name for schlong or length, but with a majestic magical quality of being able to make legs open at will...

"Man Jamal must have a gash wand, he only has to point it at ho's and their legs open moistly ready for core drilling"

Trevor is one lucky cunt, he doesn't have any banter but he does have a gash wand, he's balls deep 3 times a day - he has a magical length

gash wand by Zolasflick August 10, 2017