Government

Hey, you want to do whatever I tell you to do forever? No? Come one it'll be cool. It'll be like I'm some kind of warped, twisted, unfeeling deity.

Iam "Maybe it's not good for the reason what's his face says it's good. Maybe it's a 'good' thing because it exposes the government lie. Like, if most of the polls say that most of the people are self-censoring then maybe he's one of them."

Hym "As long as we're not thrown in a cage I don't care."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2022

Government

An institution that claims to protect your rights while giving authority to those who have no right to have any authority who will inevitably trample on your rights

Person A: Bro the government is shooting dogs and burning children cause some guy named David is practicing his right to religion.
Person B: Well that's typical government for you

by James "Papa" Hetfield July 29, 2022

Government Cheese

Government cheese is MONEY that comes directly from the government.

The Cheese Heads of Green Buy aren’t crazy about cheese they are crazy about Government Money.

The Government does not make cheese. There is no Gov cheese factory making blocks of cheese. Thats gross.

Rich idiot: “Let’s make up dinosaur’s and then ask for Government Cheese to give us Money to research them”. Or “let’s create movies with Serial Killers in them then ask for Government Cheese to research the problem”. Or “buy more Government cheese with Chinas Money”.

by Brian schwisow January 21, 2023

Government

The ruler
The one that will try to slowly kill you

"We will bring peace, we will be the best government!"
"Yes"
"Thanks for electing us, your execution date is in: 956 days."
"The best government!"
"We will bring democracy"

by Edolf Hitler, the commander January 22, 2023

Government Sugar Baby

One who is capable physically of completing a job but rather chooses to sit at home and leach checks from the government.

Dave is such a “government sugar baby”, he needs to get off his ass and get a job.

by Rob144 September 13, 2022

governmentary

A longer version of the word Government designed to make more sense musically and match rhythms with words

Man, I love the word Governmentary.

by Another Random Squid October 2, 2022

Government

See!? That's why it fails! See me robbing you!? Don't you need the government?

Hym "Right but your entire position on everything is 'Society doesn't need to do anything, you just need to be better and do my purported ethic!' And now that I'm like 'I don't need the government, you just need to be better morally in accordance with with your purported ethic' it's proof that libertarianism fails but... Without the government it's just you and the hammer clowns... It's seems to be the case that YOU need it more than I do... And only to get away things that you know are so wrong that it makes you cry when you do it..."

by Hym Iam February 19, 2023