Grandma Marge

a person who isnt really that old but acts like an old lady. wears old lady perfume, has back pain. etc.

did you see grandma marge today?

no, i heard she had to get a root canal

by j l ghj,dnvm,vheukefndmesfuefs January 3, 2009

Grandma cleavage

Cleavage of a young women that loooks like a 90 year olds chest

Jordan has grandma cleavage

by Ismokedpotwithjohnnyhopkinds January 5, 2011

Grandma Tang

An Annoying grandma who looks like the Tang commercial orangutan, or an orangutan period. Down to the orange hair and saggy titties. Grandma tang refuses to take a shower for months at a time which causes her crusty pinge to smell, she also will say "Huh?" even though you are not speaking to her. Grandma Tang also will dress like a 16 year old girl wearing daisy dukes and tank tops which show her saggy titties. She also takes way to many pills which causes her to fall asleep while standing at the kitchen sink. From behind it looks like she is eating the silverware from the dishdrain. An all around pain in the ass.

Look at Grandma Tang, she took too many pills and has fallen asleep with a lit cigarette in one hand and a bus pass in the other. I bet her pinge is crust.

by cupcake bitch! June 28, 2011

grandma toddler

When you do your hair so that it appears to be a mix between Honey Boo Boo and one of the Golden Girls.

When Megan looked in the mirror after curling her hair she exclaimed, "Oh shoot! I look like a Grandma Toddler!"

by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013

grandmaster of bation

A grandmaster of bation is someone who is internationally celebrated for blowing spunk from his junk to virtuosic standards.

Often results in great riches and fame.

Fred: You remember Ned who used to live in his mom's basement and play video games and whack off all the time?

Ted: Yeah...

Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.

Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!

by scodder February 7, 2014

grandma's shoes

Something that is comfortable, practical, and really stupid and/or ugly.

"I know this Snuggie is totally grandma's shoes, but I'm tired of my arms getting cold when I say that I'm reading but am actually watching Netflix all day."

by Stephanie Fantastic November 25, 2014

Grandma's Soup

A bowl of what ever you can find in the bathroom, outside, your pants, a high school locker room (Both Genders), your back yard, behind the fridge, at the bottom of the toaster, your stomach, any trash can you see, and the leftovers of the New Zealand Lava Lamp. Throw it in the blender, turn to high, throw it in the oven and turn it to 650 degrees, let it cook for 45 minutes, and enjoy!!! <3

Jack:I tricked that faggot into eating Grandma's Soup for 50 cents! what a retard
Blake:You are a bad person you know that...
Jack:I know...wow I'm a faggot..............

by Shrek Is Love and Life January 4, 2016