Goonie Goggles

noun: a point of view one holds for a movie, tv show or other form of entertainment that you adored as a child, so much so that as an adult, despite reflecting on it and realizing it is sub-par or flawed, you still think of it as excellent.

Conversely, someone who never experienced it as a child and does so for the first time as an adult might think it is awful and not understand why people adore it.

References the 1985 film "The Goonies," a children's movie with numerous technical flaws and editing mistakes, plot holes, terrible child acting and overall nonsense that had an atrocious critical reception but is beloved to adults who watched it as children.
"I just watched "Heathers" for the first time, and I don't understand why you like it. I thought it was stupid. I think you have Goonie Goggles for "Heathers".
by JamesBradford June 05, 2016
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Goggle-Polisher

(from Steampunk motif of brass goggles)

- Late adopter of a scene who commonly gets credit for exemplying it through the use of a single, high-concept visual symbol, ie, brass goggles, anatomical corsets.
Characterized by simultaneous need to be identified with, and deep resentment of, the innovators of the trend they emulate. Self-image dependent on imaginary placement in percieved hierarchy of originality.
Often deliberately and defensively ignorant about true roots of their chosen aesthetic scene; more often just unaware.

Not to be confused with Babelfish Travelers.

Predessors include Drugstore Cowboy, Parking-Lot DeadHead and "Camp" Follower.
"Man, I haven't seen so many skeleton corsets since my sister's sorority went to the '07 Decembrist's show. Goggle-polishers for days.
by Charisma Resistant September 08, 2008
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hungarian goggles

Having a man's ball sack set upon your eyes while his penis lays on your nose.
Hungarian goggles appears as a Mask. Used during foreplay.
by cmrs1980 April 14, 2014
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Boat Goggles

Boat goggles describes a lapse in judgment or lowering of standards due to being on a ship with the same few people for an extended period of time. One with boat goggles might consider hooking up with someone on a ship that on land they would not have found attractive. In other words, rose colored lenses but for the cruise line industry.
“Yeah I definitely had boat goggles because he is not cute at all”

“Oh it’s just the boat goggles, they’ll break up as soon as they get back on land”
by Lemonhead98 March 24, 2023
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Milk goggles

When a woman with large breasts lays them over a male/females eyes.
Jamie gave Ryan his first pair of milk goggles yesterday.
by Bigbubba666 January 24, 2016
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rusty goggles

When you're face fucking a girl, and before you cum, you fart on her nose in the hopes of giving her double pink eye
Hey man what'd you do last night
Aw dude I gave this girl the rusty goggles
by StayRustyMyFriends April 29, 2016
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OHL Goggles

The phrase in which Ontario Hockey League players that are unattractive are actually attractive simply because they are in the OHL.
*Two girls watching an OHL game*
"Is #72 attractive or not?"
"I cant tell, I've got my OHL Goggles on."
by puckslut January 25, 2015
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