Front Wedgie

The act of going to a Levi's store at the outlet mall and buying a shirt with a fucked up front pocket which was intentionally designed, cutting a hole in it and then proceeding to go to the nearest middle school, putting your dick through said hole and then taking a selfie behind a dumpster while watching kids play dodgeball, illegally.

Deviant: "Oi mate, so I was drunk as hell off soccer mom drinks and took what I thought were birth control pills, and I pulled off a Front Wedgie broooooah!!!"

Clerk: "Dude who the fuck are you? This is a 7-11. Are you going to buy some ice cream or just stand there with that Front Wedgie?"

Deviant: "So the weathers nice. Also throw in some condoms, I'm subbing for the math teacher this week"

Clerk: "Will that be cash or credit?"

by Dave_The_Goat_Fucker August 20, 2018

Front End Loader

Taking a dump on a girls chest while getting jacked off.

Steve: Hannah gave me a solid "Front End Loader" last night.
Russ: Oh yeah? That girl has great multitasking skills!

by Russ the Boss August 14, 2012

Front Pocket

The term used to define the place where people keep their weird stuff. things such as dead batteries hipster glasses and anything else someone besides yourself would find weird this phrase comes from when people use a sachel or purse it would have a front pocket on it. this was the most convinient place to put things

"ohh dud if you look inside bills front pocket youll find all of the tator tots the lunch room lost".

by JackHawk April 7, 2011

front buns

mooseknuckle, cameltoe, ninja foot. When the shape of a fat bitch's twat is blatantly visible through tight pants.

Damn, check out the front buns on that whale!!!

by Craig Williams October 22, 2004

front butt call

another name for a booty call. but with the front sections.

Friend 1: He's telling me to call him!

Friend 2: HAH, it must be a front butt call.

by JellyBee June 16, 2009

Front Royal, Virginia

A beautiful little town nestled in the Shenandoah Valley that has been improved drastically by newcomers, who are retired or currently work in the greater DC area. Well known for it's hard line against deviant behaviors of an unruly few, the town is a panacea for those needing an escape from the rat race of the surrounding cities. It has recently become a Mecca of fine dining, boutique shops and lovely seasonal festivals.

Front Royal, VIrginia is the home of a Wine and Craft Festival in Spring, Kris Kringle Festival in winter, Festival of Leaves in Autumn and free live music every Sunday at the Gazebo in the center of town during the summer.

by Marcof May 18, 2013

Front Pookster

A vag
Aka pussy

Her front pookster was so tight

by Atomik Menace August 13, 2019