French Crumpets

Thinly sliced baguette, often served in France as an alternative to crumpets.

Alan:What the f*** are these?

Marine: Zey are French Crumpets...

Alan:No they're not, they're thin slices of Baguette. This is the shittest teat and crumpets I've ever had.

by Kent from leeds February 12, 2009

French Stocking

A sock full of human shit. Typically used to beat someone with.

That dickhead stole my X-Box, so we are going to go fuck him up with a French Stocking.

by Gamilon April 16, 2010

french fries

Tasty food made from potatoes.

Those French fries were great

by SUMFURRYTHING June 16, 2016

Frenching Out

A cross between making out and french kissing, which are already the same things but sound awesome when mixed.

Girl 1: SO how was the movie?
Girl 2: I'm not sure, i was frenching out the entire time with my boyfriend

by curlycue112 July 11, 2010

French Jerk

a variation of the "eiffel tower" or "taking some one to Paris" when two men dock their penises, and form an eiffel tower formation with their hands. The third gentlemen also known as the jerk, then jerks the foreskin back and forth over the docked peni.

Billy was the jerk in our french jerk!

docking eiffel tower going to paris threesome

by slideways240 November 27, 2012

French Facemask

when a male places his balls over another mans eyes, and his penis over his nose to make a mask out of his genitalia..works best with passed out friend. In no way gay.

man we got a picture of me giving that guy a french facemask last nite after the bar

by Branden Warner August 15, 2006

French-Vanilla

Beautiful white girl w/hip hop style.

I want that French-Vanilla wu-wear shirt.

by SistaSara May 16, 2004