free protein

A slang term for seminal fluid of the human species. Usually used in suggestive and/or sexual manners.

Scott: Want some free protein? ;)
Dave: No, that’s nasty thanks.

by FreeProtein November 1, 2020

free smiley faces

fucking masterpieces of art. unfortunately, free-smiley(-faces).de is dead, so conservation efforts are ongoing. Consider checking out r/freesmiley for some good free smiley faces.

free smiley faces.de was a great website. It's sad to see it gone.

by chefanthony April 19, 2021

Free Lick

(1)A person who could be easily stolen from

(2) A person who could be easily defeated in competitive settings.

(1)”This guy always walks around with his pockets wide open and his wallet half out, he’s such a free lick!”

(2)”This guy wanted to 1v1 on Call Of Duty but I shit on him cause he’s a free lick

by MrKnowItAll62991672 September 20, 2023

Semen-Free Zone

A person who is not interested in having semen on, in, or around their person.

Lindsey is grossed out by jizz; she is a semen-free zone!

by Teragram November 14, 2010

sucker free zone

to be without haters, area without suckers

Positive and progressive people mentally live in sucker free zones.

by evun.com February 5, 2014

Brain Free

Self Descriptive
Lack of brains

Brainless

1. If I wasn't brain free I'd be a rocket scientist.
2. Bro keep up all that drinking and you will be brain free.
3. I am using brain free as my excuse.
4. We know you're brain free but we still love you.
5. It's awesome. I am so brain free today. I smoked too much dank weed.
6. I could only stand one date with her because she was brain free.
7. Bro if you keep on doing all those beer bongs you'll be brain free.
8. You always lose in beer pong, no wonder why you are brain free.

by iamgrouchysmurf February 6, 2014

stress-free

Something I haven't felt since I was a wee child. Ah, the days.

Person A: "What's being stress-free feel like?"

Person B: "Stress...free? Oh yeah, that! That's something I dream of."

by Jazjo November 1, 2018