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jc flash

A rapper that made a hit song called to the top
Her:That dude jc flash got some really good music

Him:he really does
by That’s that dude November 19, 2017
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Flarch

Audible farting while having sex.

Silent farting is a slarch.
While riding my boyfriend reverse cowgirl, I flarched.
by mcglade August 15, 2010
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The Flash

When you go to a club, get drunk, and leave with a woman, not knowing she is hideous. You then return to her apartment, and you sober up before you are about to have sex. Though you realize she is unattractive, you still fuck her. You then proceed to bust your nut quickly, somewhere between five or ten minutes. Once you nut, you immediately pull out, grab your clothes, and bolt out of her house. Just as The Flash would do.
Dude 1: "Bro what happened to you last night? You left with some ugly chick."

Dude 2: "I know man. Lets just say i was The Flash last night. I got to her house at around 1:00 and was home at 1:09."
by DNKenij March 29, 2009
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Final Flash

The ultimate act of ass-kicking.
Person 1: Damn man, you just got Final Flashed!
Person 2: (dies)
by Mystery Man January 28, 2003
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flash dope

Noun: A form of methamphetamine or pseudomethamphetamine (see Meth) with a limited potency lifespan and usually requiring little time to cook.

Chameleon Dope and String Dope are popular forms of flash dope.
by Mr. Sage May 6, 2006
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Cockmaster Flash

Pioneered in early 2005, cockmaster flash is a derogatory term used in place of a proper name for an individual expressing all the traits of a cockmaster.
It is doubly insulting of the indivudal dislikes hip-hop.
"Damnit, Cockmaster Flash won't leave Desirae alone."
by Saucy March 13, 2005
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flash the deuce

To hold up two fingers with the intent of signifying that you have to drop a deuce, i.e. take a crap.
Johnson: "Now Frank, you have to cut the green wire first. Go ahead and do that now."
Frank: "Ok, cutting the green wire. Here goes nothing...got it! What's next?"
Johnson: "You're doing great, Frankie. How much time do we have left?"
Frank: "One minute, forty-seven seconds til she blows."
Johnson: "Now cut the blue wire. Once you do that, there's only one more step until the bomb is disarmed."
Frank: "I can barely see down here...ok, blue wire, blue wire...I think this is it. Cutting now...ok, we're clear. What now, Johnson?"
Johnson (in the background): "Oh shit! Agnes, get the phone for me."
Frank: "Johnson!!! Are you there?"
Johnson's secretary: "Sorry hon, I just saw him flash the deuce. My guess is he'll be on the crapper for the next 10 minutes or so. Today was the office chili con carne festival. You'd better call back later."
Frank: "But we have to dismantle this bomb!!!"
Johnson's secretary: "Um yeah...I wouldn't know anything about that. I suggest you try calling back around...oh...maybe 3:30 this afternoon. Buh-bye now."
by Nicholas D June 17, 2008
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