Hot Flapping

The art of smashing ones vagina into an unsuspecting (probably sleeping, if not, BANZAI) victims face!

The female equivalent to "Tea Bagging"

His face'll need a proper rinse after aw this Hot Flapping!

by ScottyIs2D February 01, 2011

flaps bag

A woman who enjoys the company of more than one man at a time. May also refer to an ex-girlfriend.

Dave: Guess who I saw in the club the other day?
Mike: Who?
Dave: That cheating flaps bag ex of mine!
Mike: Ohhhhh my days!

by The Big Man AC Slater December 29, 2010

Bird Flap

A dance typically conducted while pre-gaming before the bar.

"I feel like tonight's gona be a great night downtown, Ryan is already drunk and doing the bird flap!"

by MadPlayRK July 06, 2014

Brandy Flaps

When a girl is too drunk to have sex- the equivalent of whiskey dick/brewer's droop for men

Eyup pal, I managed to get Brenda back to my place after the club on Saturday but she was so bladdered she had brandy flaps from the off. I had to settle for a sloppy blowie instead.

by Jubbzarella May 31, 2015

Wiggle the flaps

The term used when a girl masturbates.

I'm going to go wiggle the flaps, be right back.

by WinterFRESH_ November 04, 2010

blend and flap

Bend and snap, but better

“Blend and flap, works every time.”

by Chemistry’s bit h October 19, 2017

trout flaps

A woman’s meat flaps.

I don’t mind the smell, I just love smashing it in between her trout flaps.

by Lord Gannet V March 06, 2020