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monkey facing

Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.
by Chrissles August 3, 2006
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Pink Flamingo

A sexual position in which the girl is bent over forward supported only on one leg leaving the guy to hold the other leg suspended while having sex from with the girl from behind. During this whole ordeal the guy is to spank the girl with a yardstick and depending on how into it the girl is she may or may not flap her arms like wings.
Hey Kelsey, remember that pink flamingo last night. . .damn it was hot and freaky.
by Mike the hammer of dawn December 12, 2008
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Flaming Johnson

When you put Franks Hot Sauce around your penis then stick it in her vagina. On occasion It will give her a rash. Works well as a lubricant.
My boyfriend just gave me a Flaming Johnson. With his huge dick it finally went in but I developed a rash.
by Brett Walshaw April 1, 2008
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The Pink Flamingo

The motion of lifting a single leg of a sex partner while in the doggy style position. The lifted leg is then rested on the other leg of the person using the foot as a prop.
"Man i gave my wife The Pink Flamingo last night.... it was epic!
by sEsAPEX August 8, 2011
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factory farming

Raising farm animals for human consumption solely for profit, without regard to humane farm practices, human and animal health concerns, environmental sustainability, or farm worker safety.
Before Wilbur was rescued from a factory farm he was kept with 19 other pigs in a tiny concrete pen without any access to the outdoors. His tail was cut off without anesthesia when he was just a little piglet and soon after he developed respiratory disease from the lack of clean, fresh air. The stench of feces and urine inside the factory was overwhelming, but it's all Wilbur knew. Being a normal pig, Wilbur is as smart as a dog or a three year old human, but he couldn't figure out how to free himself from factory farming. Lucky for him, some kind people rescued Wilbur and now he gets to live out the rest of his life on a beautiful farm with mud puddles to play in and grass to roll around on.
by Elaine Vigneault December 4, 2007
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Flaming Amazon

Lighting your girl's pubes on fire then putting it out with your own nut
Guy 1 : "Katie had her first Flaming Amazon last night"
Guy 2 : "How did that work out"
Guy 1 : "She got 3rd degree burns. What a dumb bitch"
by Lucavi A.D. February 19, 2009
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flaming

To be wildly, flamboyantly homosexual. To be so fruity it's not funny. To be so gay it's scary.
Person 1: So, do you reckon Tom is bi? Or is he just plain old gay?
Person 2: He's so not bi. He's totally bloody flaming!
by Williamo September 26, 2005
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