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Science Fair

something that is compleatly useless in life. teachers make this up so they can fail you, make your life miserable, and so you can learn pointless crap like how fast radishes grow, and which hamster finds the cheese faster. (i did these two 7 & 8th grade year) its awful. mean. and horrible. you fail every other class b.c. you have to write up a 10 pg. report on what you did, make a science board, and a 50 slide power point. AND have 3 judges come around and grade this. no one will ever use any of this. pointless.mean.unintelligent. makes the science teacher feel better about how dumb he really is.

no clue why its called Science Fair. fairs are fun. science fair is NOT fun.
TEACHER: class! we have a special treat today! we're going to do SCIENCE FAIR!!!!!!! *smiles huge*
CLASS: awwww nooo this sucksss
TEACHER: it will be fun. now you have to do *explains LONG list of "fun" things you get to, not have to, but GET TO do.
by **BLAHblahBLAH** January 26, 2008
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Canfield Fair

Ohio's largest gathering of suburbanites, rural white trash, niggers, wiggers, Italians, and geezers.

Runs 6 days, starting on a Wednesday running through Labor Day.

Most of the time, it smells like horse shit unless you're right near all the food vendors.
Person #1: Hey are you going to the Canfield Fair this year?

Person #2: I live in Youngstown. What the fuck do you think?

Person #1: Touche.
by ytownrepresent August 31, 2010
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County Fair

The old time county fairs, that still survive (primarily in upstate new york). Cow, chicken, goat, sheep and vegetable contests, caramel apples, cotton candy, and a great big ferris wheel can all be seen. 4H sells milkshakes, there are bumper cars, rides, and good, old fashioned fun!
Betty's raspberry jam won first place at the county fair!
by Mingreyy September 1, 2005
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To Be Fair

To be fair is a phrase mostly used by people who make a living stealing oxygen from others. It serves no purpose other than to try to make their forthcoming statement sound more profound whereas it actually devalues everything that follows. Should be filed along with "Proactive", "At the end of the day" and "To be honest"
"I've never been to Uganda to be fair"
by Earl Barrett's Hair July 27, 2012
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Wasco County Fair

When a cow takes a dump on your chest.
That guy likes to get Wasco County Faired!
Check out that Wasco County Fair on Fuller!
Are you into Wasco County Fair?
by BitchTitsMcphee August 21, 2010
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Mexican job fair

Mexican job fair is when you see a line of mexicans standing in front of a home depot, paint store, ace, or other home appliance stores.
Hey, I bet we can get more help to paint by going to home depot's Mexican job fair.
by Spoofter84 January 2, 2011
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shoot the fair

two people fighting without ne 1 helping them
..iight den u wanna shoot da fair?
by beena November 8, 2003
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