Funcle

When a woman fucks two men that are brothers, gets pregnant, and births the child. Unaware of who the true father is, the two men are both labelled the "funcle." A father uncle.

Brother 1: Amy really wants to have sex with brothers.

Brother 2: I'm up for it, but only if we wear condoms. I don't want to be a funcle at 25.

by haveyoueverbeenwithsistersbefo April 14, 2021

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fuckle

1) Just a word that is made up and can be used in front of people and telling them you really said freckle.

2) When dick is too short or small to do a blow job, sex, ect.

1) Said in front of teacher:
You: *hit head on desk*FUCKLE!
Teacher: What did you just say?!
You: Freckle. I found a new freckle on my leg!

2) April: Hey, Brennan what do I do it's too short to do anything?
Brennan: I guess we'll just need to fuckle like every girl has had to do with me....wait I've never had any one, oh well.

by Why do you want to know?! STALKER! February 24, 2005

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Fuckle

A long time ago a man was set to die and was thrown into a dungeon. He figured he was going to die anyway so he masturbated all over the dungeon, and it was all over the dungeon. He died. Then five days later a women was sent down to the duneon, set to die she also masturbated all over. Ten days after both of them were dead a man went down to clean up the dungeon but the mixture of semen and cum had been in the sun. It formed a yellow hard substance, and smelled like shit; also used to describea person you are pissed at

Ewwww Dude you smell like fuckle
Srry dude me and my girlfriend were bored
SHITFACE! I HATE YOU!

by Zach the trick July 31, 2008

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