Hot Flapping

The art of smashing ones vagina into an unsuspecting (probably sleeping, if not, BANZAI) victims face!

The female equivalent to "Tea Bagging"

His face'll need a proper rinse after aw this Hot Flapping!

by ScottyIs2D February 01, 2011

Brandy Flaps

When a girl is too drunk to have sex- the equivalent of whiskey dick/brewer's droop for men

Eyup pal, I managed to get Brenda back to my place after the club on Saturday but she was so bladdered she had brandy flaps from the off. I had to settle for a sloppy blowie instead.

by Jubbzarella May 31, 2015

flaps bag

A woman who enjoys the company of more than one man at a time. May also refer to an ex-girlfriend.

Dave: Guess who I saw in the club the other day?
Mike: Who?
Dave: That cheating flaps bag ex of mine!
Mike: Ohhhhh my days!

by The Big Man AC Slater December 29, 2010

blend and flap

Bend and snap, but better

“Blend and flap, works every time.”

by Chemistry’s bit h October 19, 2017

trout flaps

A woman’s meat flaps.

I don’t mind the smell, I just love smashing it in between her trout flaps.

by Lord Gannet V March 06, 2020

Knacker Flap

A Knacker Flap is the large flap of skin prevailing from the gut that hangs over a males genitals, making them completely invisible when naked. The sighting of a Knacker Flap usually occurs in older obese men, and is usually tucked into their shirt. It is the male version of the "gunt" which is that of a female Knacker Flap.

Holy shit, that dude's got a mean Knacker Flap!

Omg is that guy naked? Where's his privates? Oh they're underneath his Knacker Flap.

by purplejane September 08, 2014

Flap Attack

When a woman attacks with her low hanging flappy vagina lips.

That girl’s va jj lips hang so low she smacked herself in the face with em while jogging. She flap attacked herself tryin to stay in shape.

by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019