Captain Flex

A gymaholic mound of muscle who's either at the gym, or using the weights bench in his living room, in a bid to get rid of his chubby, youthful looks. Most likely to be found constantly flexing in front of 6th formers and frequently spraying them down with his mr muscle spray.

Captain Flex's movement resulted in such a gun show that it caused his jeans to rip. "Damn you fifteens!"

by Durk Durka February 3, 2009

Chunder Flex

When you puke chunks and some of those chunks pass through your nose.

I got a nose bleed when I had a Chunder Flex

by Thanksforallthefishidiot August 9, 2016

Bye Faleena

1. An extension of bye felicia, used to silence a cocky person trying to intimidate others based on popularity or power that doesn't actually exist.

Refers to the 2018 trademark lawsuit of romance author Faleena Hopkins to prevent any other romance authors from using the word cocky.

"Don't cross me! I'm kind of a big deal."
"Bye Faleena."

"You'll never work in this town again."
"Bye Faleena."

by Writrr Grrl June 9, 2018

oofgang flexer

someone who has spent over 100 dollars is roblox

some who calls you poor in roblox

BoB: dude have you heard of frank he just bought one hundred thousand robux

Jason: geez why would anyone do that he must be a oofgang flexer
Frank: yeah you think that was a bad idea now but go on roblox and in that world I win
BoB: no one is going to play roblox with you frank I know I would beat you at building a minecraft castle
Jason: yeah build battle!

by BoB YurBoi yT January 22, 2019

fat flex

A very hard flex that has an effect on people so strong they could end up dazed and confused

Damn man, he hit us with a fat flex when he walked in with the Gucci sweater and got two girls at once.

by fatflexer2000 February 9, 2019

weird flex but ok

What people say to people that are trying to flex but it’s really awkward and doesn’t work.

Allison: boi this train is dang Fast
Joe: bet! Have you seen me on the track? I could beat a falcon.
Allison: ? Weird flex but ok.

by TheHelpfulChild August 16, 2019

colon flex

Fart, pass gas or rip ass

My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.

by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019