explushe

to swing back and forth on your stomach in order to stimulate flight while intoxicated.

She explushed on a hammock after ingesting a bottle of tequila.

by SunshineOh9 February 8, 2009

Explicibomb

A verbal explosion of swear words often caused from pain or anger.

Joe stubbed his toe and dropped an explicibomb; which was:

"Holy Mother-F*&@ing Son-of-a-B#!%h!! God Damned a$$-Fu^&ers, Mother sh!@#ing-@SS-whipe F*&k all the douche god damned sh(* Who#@s!!!!!!!!"

by Tjaden July 21, 2009

Explosion Job

A blowjob so good that orgasm is reached.

Ricky just got an explosion job. Look at his face, it's like he just found God.

by ap0llo April 24, 2011

Expardon

An expression used to catch someone's attention or to apologize for an interruption, disagreement, or social indiscretion.
An attempt to lessen a fault or blame. To grant pardon to.
To excuse or notify someone that a behavior, statement, or occurrence may be worthy of forgiveness.

Girl you're gonna have to expardon me, that cowboy in the corner has wranglers so tight he's even pullin' me in.

by Nitroglycejen April 28, 2011

exploop

to poop so explosively as to destroy your undergarments.

Andy left class early today. He explooped and had to change into new clothes.

by Andyru1490 November 26, 2011

Expiration Dating

Expiration Dating

ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
- verb \ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\

: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date

The contractor's real friend: "So, what's up with you and 'ol girl?"

The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then."

The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."

(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)

by murdadrum January 4, 2014

expecto patron

A charm that calls into existence a shot of tequila. This gets much harder to do correctly if one tries to do it 3 or 4 times in a row, with the exception of very high-tolerance casters. It should be noted that Dumbledore could cast the charm wordlessly.

"Expecto Patron!" he cried; a deep, golden light leapt from the tip of his wand and materialized into a shot of Alquimia Reserva de Don Adolfo Extra Añejo Tequila on the bar.

by Tobadef January 15, 2016