t-erect

When a dude gets so turned on his penis grows so large it looks like a dinosaur penis.

Emma: "Watching porn by yourself dude?"
Dude: *Gets extremely turned on*
Emma: "Woah, hey there mr. T-erect

by We can officially be friends. November 28, 2024

foot erection

The feeling when your foot becomes temporarily hard because you're a lazy prick who just sits in bed all day.

"Whenever I have a foot erection, it makes me hard to wiggle my toes."

by swag9000 January 29, 2023

semi-erect penis

When your erection is long but soft, hence a semi-erect penis.

Joe's got a semi-erect penis in his pants.

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024

Prime Erectability

The sweet spot in between flaccid and an obnoxiously long lasting erection.

She started kissing my neck, I skipped a quarter chub and went straight to Prime Erectability

by MOEGMOEMONEY October 8, 2019

Erection Correction

Instead of man-splaning use this phrase

Erection correction

by Feenix79 June 2, 2024

Trash bag erection

When your friend has a crush on an ugly ass, rotting-flesh looking girl

Philip has a trash bag erection for this Asian chick

by Purple8InchCock88812 April 26, 2017

Erection Recollection

Getting aroused from regular things, because you've associated them with sexual things

Guy 1: "Why do you keep getting hard over the Shantae soundtrack?!"
Guy 2: "You don't wanna know..."
Inside the head of Guy 2: *GODDAMN THESE ERECTION RECOLLECTIONS!*

by ZUCC IN BOLD November 23, 2016