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t-erect

When a dude gets so turned on his penis grows so large it looks like a dinosaur penis.
Emma: "Watching porn by yourself dude?"
Dude: *Gets extremely turned on*
Emma: "Woah, hey there mr. T-erect
by We can officially be friends. November 28, 2024
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foot erection

The feeling when your foot becomes temporarily hard because you're a lazy prick who just sits in bed all day.
"Whenever I have a foot erection, it makes me hard to wiggle my toes."
by swag9000 January 29, 2023
mugGet the foot erectionmug.

semi-erect penis

When your erection is long but soft, hence a semi-erect penis.
Joe's got a semi-erect penis in his pants.
by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024
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Prime Erectability

The sweet spot in between flaccid and an obnoxiously long lasting erection.
She started kissing my neck, I skipped a quarter chub and went straight to Prime Erectability
by MOEGMOEMONEY October 8, 2019
mugGet the Prime Erectabilitymug.

Erection Correction

Instead of man-splaning use this phrase
by Feenix79 June 2, 2024
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Trash bag erection

When your friend has a crush on an ugly ass, rotting-flesh looking girl
Philip has a trash bag erection for this Asian chick
by Purple8InchCock88812 April 26, 2017
mugGet the Trash bag erectionmug.

Erection Recollection

Getting aroused from regular things, because you've associated them with sexual things
Guy 1: "Why do you keep getting hard over the Shantae soundtrack?!"
Guy 2: "You don't wanna know..."
Inside the head of Guy 2: *GODDAMN THESE ERECTION RECOLLECTIONS!*
by ZUCC IN BOLD November 23, 2016
mugGet the Erection Recollectionmug.

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