A condition suffered by (typically uncircumcised) men who are embarrassed about not ejaculating as much semen as other guys.
Luis felt a pang of ejaculation envy as he saw Josh's semen pour out of April's pussy after his massive sperm dump and dreaded the sloppy seconds with his foreskin full of Josh's semen.
by cirkedboi November 8, 2012
Get the ejaculation envy mug.“ejaculation technique” is a sophisticated courtship strategy ordinarily directed at an unattainable hottie. The technique involves the man ejaculating into a water bottle, coffee, or food item to be consumed or ingested by the target hottie. This technique can be used after or concurrently with the Clarence Thomas technique of romancing a hottie by placing your pubic hair follicles on the lid of her preferred beverage container. Warning - - this technique may constitute a misdemeanor or felony under state law and you probably should consult a local criminal defense attorney before you employ the ejaculation technique.
Chewbacca: Dude, I’m going out with that trashy chick from accounting on Friday night. If all goes well, I might be showing her my “oh face.”
Spiccoli: Sweet! What was your opening line?
Chewbacca: No opening line. I used the ejaculation technique right after having a strawberry margarita at lunch and then deposited a gift in her water bottle. She guzzled that shit down and then asked me out. Classic!
Spiccoli: Sweet! What was your opening line?
Chewbacca: No opening line. I used the ejaculation technique right after having a strawberry margarita at lunch and then deposited a gift in her water bottle. She guzzled that shit down and then asked me out. Classic!
by RallyMonkey39 May 16, 2011
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A focus, usually by poor programmers, on making code as fast, small or 1337 as possible, so that they cum hard, rather than making it work. Related to premature optimisation and premature ejaculation.
by Ricky Clarkson April 5, 2006
Get the premature ejacoptimisation mug.Extreme, forceful gloating. As if one was shooting boastful comments at one's audience / the target of ones gloat.
Often combined with "premature" when someone is excessively boastful prior to the event.
Often combined with "premature" when someone is excessively boastful prior to the event.
premature ejacgloatation: My insert sports team is gonna kick your insert opposing sports team's butt so hard tomorrow, they won't be able to sit for a week.
Or,
I'm so intelligent, I'll do way better in my exams than anyone, I'm sure to get top marks in all of my subjects.
Or,
I'm so intelligent, I'll do way better in my exams than anyone, I'm sure to get top marks in all of my subjects.
by Zedesses December 9, 2008
Get the ejacgloatation mug.Politician Anthony Weiner just had a premature ejaculection. The crotch shot lies are turning him into a pariah with his fellow Congressional democrats.
He's right behind John Edwards whose ejaculection just got him indicted.
He's right behind John Edwards whose ejaculection just got him indicted.
by euphemismo November 23, 2011
Get the ejaculection mug.When you go stay at a Swedish ice hotel with your girlfriend, and shoot your semen all over her face. The next morning it's frozen like a phantom of the opera mask.
We woke up, and she had an ejaculacial!
by Peloton Not Offended September 4, 2013
Get the Ejaculacial mug.1. (n.) The absurd practice of betting inordinate sums of money before the flop is shown in Texas Hold'em 2. To go all in before the flop.
Can you believe McSpell? Betting $60 before the flop, and all he was sitting on was pocket twos. He must suffer from preflop ejaculation
by TommyOkktane January 6, 2004
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