English Tea party 

Invite your friends round to drink cups full of Tea with the secret ingredient of Cum

Come round for an english tea party

English Tea party by livin-wid-aids April 15, 2016

english roulette 

the act of instead of shooting, lobbing a cold crumpet at the face of an opponent.

person 1: "yeah I played English roulette'
person 2:" nice did you crumpet anyone?"

english roulette by Scott2357 May 13, 2016

English Breakfast

Dipping your 'teabag' in someone's mouth while they're asleep.

I gave her an English Breakfast

English Breakfast by _D_A_D_D_Y_ April 19, 2018

english 10 at prisms 

the absolute worst experience one can have with the english language

english 10 at prisms got so bad, that orange man's speeches started to sound smoothing

english 10 at prisms by tseriessupporter May 2, 2019

English teacher complex 

The complex English teachers have based on the fact that for some reason they think they’re superior just bc they teach English

Yea Mrs.Jessica has a severe case of English teacher complex.

English teacher complex by Moon_shower October 14, 2020

English Teacher 

Usually middle-aged men and women who have a self-written sci-fi series sitting in their desk drawers that no publishing company gives a shit about. Therefore, giving their students terrible grades helps fill up that depressing hole in their hearts. They also get a boner by thinking about how their perception of the book is far superior to anyone else’s. They typically over-analyze random speech in novels and make you feel like a dumbfuck while doing so. For example, if an author writes “The dog was sad.”, an English teacher would talk about how this is a reference to the revolutionary battle tactics of Napoleon. Meanwhile, the author really meant that the dog was just fucking sad. Despaired. Depressed. Whatever other synonyms. Case closed.

Kiss-ass Kelsie: Ms. Johnson is the best English teacher ever! She really helps emphasize the true need for literature to enrich our otherwise pointless lives.

Reasonable Ricky: Suck a fat one Kelsie and reflect on your life.

English Teacher by milayaaa November 28, 2020

English class 

A very peaceful class that sucks when you have to write a paper or have to fart

It’s complete bullshit that I have to write 2 5 paragraph essay in English class!

English class by 0110001000 July 13, 2021