endercraft

Endercraft is a basic Minecraft Realm that attempts to act superior however it is a a basic realm with basic hackers and a toxic owner.

"You play Endercraft?" Said young Billy in disgust
"Yeah, why?" Said Sam confused
"The owner is toxic, why would you support that?" Said Billy

by TheBitterFacts October 28, 2020

elder'ed

To elder someone is to promote them from a member of the clan to an elder. Usually done by another elder or the leader of the clan. It is also a term used as slang meaning to give a dry hand-job to someone.

Tonyz gave me a goblin for my castle to raid with. So i elder'ed him. Twice. For Free.

by The Fat Ninja April 10, 2013

elder

hott missionaries for the mormon (LDS) church. They use the name elder before their last name while they're on their missions: elder <last name>.

AHH LOOK AT ELDER PAIGE HE IS SOO HOTT!

by Jade September 15, 2005

endarkenment

bringing someone down; the oppisite of enlightenment;

Jimmy Fallon: ordering breakfast at Disney World "I love Mickey's Steak and eggs!"
Debbie Downer: "Ever since they found mad cow disease in the US, I'm not taking any chances."

Jimmy Fallon: "What?"

Debbie Downer: "They say it can live in your body for up to three years before it attacks and destroys your brain."
Jimmy Fallon: "Thank you for the endarkenment."

by Shaneeeee! May 8, 2010

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.

If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?

by Fearman July 14, 2007

Endeavored

(VERB) Past tense of the noun 'endeavor.' To be terminated. Fired. Whacked. Especially at a large company.

"Damn, did you hear John got endeavored?"

"Did you see the e-mail. John in programming got endeavored."

"John is no longer with Clear Channel. Wish wish him well in his future endeavors."

by Anonymous Clear Channel Employee February 12, 2008

Ended

1. The final outcome of Crouch's Life.
2. Destroy remains of all existence, in forms of self esteem, confidence, pleasure.
3. Born with inhibitated physical features including red hair, tiny willy, flat/almost unseeable nipples, red pubs.
4. Can only be performed by superior authority i.e. anyone except crouch.
5. Rodrigo, our lord and saviour shall return to defy critics and officially end crouch to restore peace to the universe.
6. Crouch loves shuttlecocks.
*Note: Often taken place in a certain fraction of the universe, mainly Ended Corner.

It is the end for crouch, he has finally been ended, the wrold has rejoiced and is now celebrating, especially the bandits.

Till the end of time, i shall never be ended.

A reckless bandit can never be ended.

by Bandit One June 4, 2011