Duke of Douschebagery

The Duke is a guy who is the biggest dousche bag in the world and walks around being a dousche bag to everyone.

Hey here comes the Duke of Douschebagery.

by zb12 April 30, 2006

duke of hazard

Attemped anal without out lube at the road side in a red car, with the hazard warning triangle at 100 yards

"So Julie we've got 10 minutes until the AA arrive, do you fancy a good dukeing?" Said Dave. "Yer give me a good duke of hazard Dave, so long as you wear your high viz jacket!" Said julie

by BumderST November 8, 2013

Duke University

Amazing school with top notch sports, academics, research facilities, and overall quality of student body. Rivals and even beats some Ivy League schools in terms of rankings. Most difficult to gain admission to and most prestigious university in North Carolina. Is sometimes known as "the Stanford of the East".

Duke University - The Stanford of the East.

by CollegeReviewer January 23, 2020

Double Duke

The act of taking a normal sized duke, and wiping the excess duke nuggets from the rim of you butt-hole only to realize that you have to take another duke of equal or more weight.

Tom - "Dude I totally just double duked in the special kids bathroom."

Andy - "Why would you duke in there?"

Tom - "Cause it's clean bro."

by mem0rex June 6, 2010

duke-tastrophe

A catastrophe. A complete failure.

"People aren't using it? This is a duke-tastrophe!"

by Rod Munch March 3, 2005

Duke University

Harvard of the South

A: Hey B, Where did you get in
B: Harvard...
A: WOW!! OMG, Congratulations
B: ...of the South
A: Oh, well Duke University is good too

by Hiphopchik08 December 6, 2007

luke duke

warm poop.

luke duke: from luke (as in luke warm) and duke, meaning poop (as in drop a duke).

not to be confused with loose deuce, which is liquid poop.

by Sir Barney Slenderbottum August 1, 2010