emo docking

When the head of a circumcised penis is covered by the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis

"hey , Jim Steve, can you two stop emo docking and help with the dishes"

by Wesbal22 June 8, 2016

Dry Docking a Steamer

Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.

Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"

Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"

by PoopMongrual December 21, 2016

Chip drinking

When you crush the remaining of your chips to make crumbs and pour it into your mouth.

Oh, Matt totally was just chip drinking.

by Colonel Knickerbocker January 5, 2017

Butt drinking

When you consume alcohol in the anal cavity.

Brian was butt drinking at the frat party last night to get drunk faster.

by Kali28 March 3, 2017

soft docking

When two guys, gay or straight, slap their flaccid penises together.

Dale: “Dude, we should soft dock right now.”

Pete: “Totally. Soft docking and cryptocurrency are my two favorite things!”

by Fun Dilly Dilly January 2, 2018

Mud docking

When two people press each other's assholes against each other, and proceed to shit into the other's ass. It is then passes back and forth between the partners.

Went to an orgy once and there was a mud docking train going

by Keif420 June 4, 2018

Anticipation drinking

When you need to get ready for a big night so you drink the night before.

Big sesh tonight, good thing I was anticipation drinking last night! I wouldn't have been ready otherwise!

by Shoobsknight December 5, 2018