Croledance 

"Corporate pole dance" A gesture or speech an executive makes to save face during bad times. For instance , at some point just before the CEO closes an event he showers accolades on his peers (many true but just as many of the compliments are untrue).

“It looks like our CEO saved his severance package because he did an excellent croledance before he announced he would be leaving”.

One version of the croledance is when executives mention how hard it is for them to implement layoffs, off-shoring or outsourcing.

Croledance by uberdoppleganger April 12, 2009

croem 

crap+poem = croem

a meaningless yet cool poem written just for fun sake. more the crappiness, better the croem.

Hey guys, check out my new croem:
< your crappy (yet cool) poem >

croem by stratwine May 19, 2009

Croess 

An upper-class way of saying "That's sh*t!!". derived from the word "cross", as in "unhappy".

That is so croess!!

Croess by Jamielle1923 August 4, 2010

cowern 

The stinky crud that develops between the toes. Toe jam.

I've been wearing these shoes for a very long time, and now my toes have cowern between them.

cowern by Trident3 October 29, 2010

Cowelling 

When the outline of a Gentleman's Junk can be seen through his trousers, almost vacuum packed.

Cowelling usually occurs when one undertakes the style of trouser wearing pioneered by pop-presario Simon Cowell.

His spandex trousers were unreal, the cowelling really frighted the ladies off.

Cowelling by ITsMe_yawD December 7, 2010

Cowels 

Cancer of the Bowel, also known as "the Cowels"

He's got a touch of the cowels!

Cowels by Mr. O'Leprosy March 14, 2011

Coweb 

(cow-web') genetically engineered silk that comes out of a cow's udder

My coweb has gone turbid
or
Come hither and get caught in my coweb

Coweb by cowebester March 24, 2011