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Christopher Austin

Christopher Austin is a black male with a mohawk that has no rizz and gets no bitches. He beats his meat on facetime full of men may i add. he has a few crushes jiselle aka chinselle, alyson griffin, consiglio, and mya nicole. he licks his ps5 when he gets home. he sucks at basketball and he's been ducking multiple people for YEARS
You're acting like a Christopher Austin because you suck at basketball and you have no rizz.
by johnnymuscleman February 17, 2022
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Christopher

A known trouble maker, but very kind and understandable when you get to know him better. Very handsome and nice looking person and if you break his trust it’s a big loss for you.
Jessica: “Christopher is so nice, have you ever met him?”
Kate: “No but I really need to!!”
by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022
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Christopher

The hottest little man goblin with the biggest cock. He will blow you away with how hot he is and also how disgusting he is with all the femboy furry porn he consumes. He also has an aura that makes you hate and love him at the same time.
Chris: Hi im Christopher, a big stinky stupid fucking gremlin of a human.
Me (cums instantly)
by chris_luva September 4, 2022
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Christopher Stewart

Christopher Stewart is the best man to ever exist
by Lewis The Spud August 6, 2023
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spicy christopher

A gay handjob using buffalo sauce as lube.
That guy is such a “Spicy Christopher”, my penis still burns from last night.
by Big dick marley August 19, 2021
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Grayson Christopher Panas

A gay boy who really likes boys a lot. Like a lot a lot. He came out as Gay when he was only 8. his whole room has pride flags. He also identifies as black because he thinks all white people are stupid. He also loves Kamala Harris and is voting for her in 2024. 🏳️ 🌈
Grayson Christopher Panas’s hero is Mr. Floyd
by Your mother 8000 February 16, 2022
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christopher columbus

an asshole that did not discover america but still got the credit for it. He is so much of an ass he doesn´t even deserve capital letters.
person a: christopher columbus discovered America
person b: no he didn´t, you can´t discover land where people already live
by Someone you’ll never meet August 31, 2020
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