Sounds like crap

Horrid vibration of air waves that strike the ear drum, thus sending information to the brain that is interpreted as sound and deciphered as "crap" or "shit".

Joe: How do you like that new rap song?
D : Oh you mean the one on MTV?
Joe: Yeah, that's the one!
D : Like all rap.... it sounds like crap.

by Deejmic August 17, 2011

feces poop crap shit fuck

1. (interj.) A phrase that someone says when something bad happens. The increasing vulgarity of each word is caused by the speaker getting more and more pissed off, culminating in a resounding fuck bomb.

2. (n.) A highly grotesque encounter between two or more gay guys, as can be inferred by the name.

1. (driving in car, late for work) "Feces!"

(driver spills coffee on self) "Poop!"

(driver swerves on road) "Crap!"

(cop chases after driver) "Shit!"

(driver crashes car) "FUCK!!!"

2. Guy #1: You hear that Tom and Bill had a feces poop crap shit fuck?
Guy #2: No, I didn't. What's that?
Guy #1: Oh, well they produced feces, then pooped, then crapped, then shat, all whilst fucking.
Guy #2: Oh, that makes sense. Thanks for letting me know, #1.

by fpcsf bomb August 21, 2011

holy crap

The more socially acceptable form of "holy shit," often used by shows such as Family Guy to slip past the FCC.

Prison Inmate: Holy crap! That sure was an excellent anal adventure, wouldn't you say so, Nick Carter?

Nick Carter: Holy crap, that hurt.

by Bubba December 12, 2004

crap top

A notebook computer that you often take into the bathroom with you when pooing. Often an older laptop that the owner doesn't care about.

Murdah: Hey dude can I get my crap top back, gonna check out youtube while I drop a duke.

by C-Murdah January 2, 2008

Capricorn

Capricorns are probably the most mysterious of all the signs. They can send mixed messages and come across like they don't care, when they are actually really sensitive and sentimental. A Capricorn is always very optimistic and they are always looking forward into the future. It is fairly difficult to get a Capricorn to open up to you because they don't like to share their feelings, they prefer to hide themselves away. However, once they have opened up to you and you've gained their trust, they can be the most amazing person in the world. Deep down, a Capricorn is nothing like what they come across as. They're sensitive, soft and sweet. In friendship, a Capricorn is always there to help. For a friend, they would do anything. They give amazing advice and somehow, they always know how to cheer someone up. In relationships,at the start, they can be very stubborn and they can refuse to let you in. But once you have gained their love and trust, they will shower you with love and make you feel special.

A Capricorn's goal in life is to be successful. They hate the thought of being a failure. Whatever they do in life, they want to achieve as much as they possibly can and they very rarely give up on things that they want to succeed in. They always aim for the very best and if they don't achieve the very best, they feel a lot of disappointment. The best 3 words to describe a Capricorn are ambitious, driven and grounded.

"I'm a Capricorn"
"Ahhh, that's my favourite horoscope sign"

by Lillian Gracewell January 31, 2016

steaming pile of crap

A D-link DIR-655, or any other device made by d-link

Ah man, my router is a steaming pile of crap!

Yo, why you buy d-link?

by Networked June 20, 2011

capricorn

December 22 to January 19,we're loved and admired and most compatible with Taurus,Virgo,Scorpio,and Pisces intrigued by Aries,Leo and Libra
secretly want to get it on with Cancer. Unfortunately misunderstood by Gemini,Sagittarius,and Aquarius

x:dude,she's so hot,what's her sign?
y:Virgo!
x:I'm a Capricorn,I can get her!

by esjay December 7, 2004