Va-va-voom capacity

The ability to contain the accurately represented attractiveness of Nina.

That picture has amazing va-va-voom capacity. Just look at Nina's legs! They go on for miles!

by sam3ep April 25, 2010

Maximum burrito capacity

When yo girls booty get piss in them and you can’t fit you cool cock in it no more. A truly terrible happening. Gg neggas

Oh shit my bitch hit that maximum burrito capacity last night and that pussy looked like a nigger lobster

by DatBoiKremit February 5, 2019

CrapAttack

a storm of stress or unwanted external forces into one's life similar to shit storm.

Hey bro, I just got a whole heap of assignments.. CrapAttack needs to be done by next week!

by TheDaftOne March 24, 2009

Beef carpaccio

Based on the cooking technique of carpaccio.

During sexual intercourse, you place a plastic bag over your lovers face and punch them repeatedly (can also be accomplished with a hammer for authenticity). Make sure the bag has holes to ensure access to oxygen.

This can be seen as the inverse of the donkey punch.

Jody: WOW! Sarah, where did you get all those bruises?
Sarah: Oh, last night was Joe's birthday, so while we were in bed I let him give me the beef carpaccio.
Jody: You guys are really in love, huh?
Sarah: We are.

by Wolfgang Moosecock November 25, 2009

Crapaska

Another name for Alaska.

We're moving to Crapaska AGAIN!

by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004

Crapastate

something that has had it's quality reduces, or has a sudden increased resemblance to fecies

that mall is Crapastated

by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005

crapadoodle

(a). a non cuss word used to cuss around parents, who are overpretective, and teachrs, who aer asses.

(b). a word used when a person wants to act like a retard

oh crapadoodle.

by mkboyles January 18, 2009