crackerballs

The testicles attached to a white male

John: I played with Bobs crackerballs last night.

by Dr1pp7 February 12, 2022

Crackatunes

Music white people listen too. Examples: Classic Rock, Country, Heavy Metal, Michael Bolton.

Person 1: Did you hear Jimmy’s new playlist?

Person 2: Yeah, Jimmy loves him some crackatunes!

by agotaras2000 October 26, 2022

Cracked Black Pepper

Making a a singular or series of funny gags to impress your mates which fully exceeds their expectations as you’re normally a boring southern twat.

“Ah that was a classic cracked black pepper from Pete, normally I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than listen to him rabble on about Minecraft”

by WhiteRoseBanterMerchannt February 17, 2023

Cracker Island

A Gorillaz song of the same name referring to the UK and the influence of Brexit, political promises and hard-line 'breakers' forming the cult of the said island.

UK mate. No fruit, vegetables or fresh salad on the shelf. Lovin' the taste of Cracker Island.

by dirtdawg February 24, 2023

Cracker Whacker

Formerly known as “foldable chair” used in the 2023 Montgomery Alabama, Riverboat Brawl as the primary disciplinary tool or weapon by afro American Chair guy

“Wow he went wild with that ‘cracker Whacker”

by KNot the watcher August 13, 2023

full crackatoa

Describes an event that has become, or gotten, way out of hand. Over the top. Something extreme.

I went to the doctor for a check-up, and received the full crackatoa instead (digital rectal exam)

by Juan Epstein May 23, 2006

Crunch cracker

Someone who's ankles are so fragile in basketball that they brake whenever anyone makes a move

God damnit! Robbie's such a crunch cracker. He's in pieces cuz a guy made 1 crossover!

by YahboiHennessy January 23, 2015