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tit curtains

A shirt style employed by overweight women in which the shirt loosley drapes from the chest downward making the wearer look less rotund but more pregnant. Wearers admit pregnant > fat by default.
Look at that hipster- rockin' the tit curtains.
by onthespot April 30, 2009
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Vagina Curtains

1Enlongated vagina flaps
My vagina curtains are bunching in my tight pants.
by Delphina June 11, 2006
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courtland high school

a high school containing mainley a bunch a bunch of bitches who wont have sex or drink enough to get drunk and are mad because they dont get invited to the good riverbend parties.
"courtland sucks lets go to a riverbend party with are collars popped even though no one wants us there or invited us"
by brookeconn March 23, 2005
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beef curtain

"Dude! Last night I devoured my girlfriend's beefcurtains!"
by Zach January 29, 2003
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cunt curtains

holy shit mary has mahusive cunt curtains.
by harry holmes July 15, 2006
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Gaping Beef Curtains

A vagina, resembling a curtain in front of a doorway made out of beef.
That woman was so loose, her gaping beef curtains were flapping in the breeze
by lickolotopus March 25, 2009
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