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contact precautions

1. When an individual or group of individuals opt to join a cult wherein one is to deny themselves the simple pleasures of hygiene. Every two years, one of them is given the chance to venture out into society to spread "the word". When this individual is seen in the general population, CONTACT PRECAUCTIONS dictates that no sane person should attempt to physically contact that person, even by phone, lest he or she catch even the idea of the whiff of this skanky person's stank.
Kelsey's cousin, Herman, is in town since joining that poopy cult. It would be advised to practice Contact Precautions against that snood.
by ouchinthetickle May 5, 2009
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Container

The agreement people make for consent of intimate play. A container may include duration of a play date, the acts that are acceptable, a length of time the agreement lasts, who may be informed of the play date etc.
Karen and Jim didn't hook up because they didn't agree to a container. Karen likes backdoor, but Jim isn't into anal.
by mgelly July 5, 2019
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A coonaboon is someone who acts like a fag. Just a cooler way of saying coon
Will S: Jake you fat ass coonaboon!
Brandon: yea Jake you’re such a coonaboon.
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DDC (Direct Dick Contact)

Any sexual act involving physical contact between dick and the partner
Andrew and Isabel had DDC (Direct Dick Contact) for less than 5 minutes before he busted his nuts and fell asleep immediately.
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Coona

It's like "Woow, she's so coona.." For a wonderful Girl, so "She's so cool an wonderful." A Word like, Cool+Wonderful=Coona
"This girl is so beautiful... so Coona!"
by Foreverbunnychummy March 26, 2015
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Coontail

A word used to describe the expansion of the moistened hair in the pubic region of the female, sending it over the vaginal opening and horshoeing around to the rectal region. This most often interferes in the process of a man giving a woman a rimjob. This term is derived from the Ethiopian words "coon," which roughly translates into pubarrhea, which then tranlates into pubes, and "tail," which tranlates into a hairy object thrusting from the body.
I was just about to give a random drunk female a rimjob when I noticed her very moist and long coontail jutting out from the anus into my face.
by Jermbo August 23, 2004
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contarded

Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded.
by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006
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