Condom joke 

When you tell a joke about your scrotum

Brendan: wanna year a condom joke
Jason: fuck no

Condom joke by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 6, 2023

condom gagging 

Condom gaging is when a man cums in a condom while it is inside of a woman’s throat and there is so much cum that it weighs the condom down enough we’re the female or the man has to pull out the cum filled condom out of her throat

Dude last night I was condom gagging my girlfriend, it was so hot when she pulled it out of here throat

condom gagging by MEGA_SIMP September 5, 2023

condom camping 

The action of getting penitrated so hard the condom becomes wedged in the rectum, and has to he surgically removed

Bram gave me the old condom camping last weekend

condom camping by Antcondom September 12, 2023

Condom Sewer 

Another name for a rectum that sees a lot of penetrative sex, with or without a condom. Typically reserved for gay males but could be used for females/trans/non-binary etc.

I took on 4 guys last night, I’m such a condom sewer.

Condom Sewer by Cam the mofuckin jam September 26, 2023

Condom hummus 

Memeified version of "condemn Hamas" - origination of this meme may be attributed to Twitch streamer Hasanabi and his chat. So many chatters kept on condemning Hamas that after saying it and hearing it so many times, it slowly devolved into condom hummus.

Hasan: Chatter, I am and have always condemned Hamas!
Random chatter: CONDOM HUMMUS KEKW hasL

Condom hummus by ~FD3~ November 12, 2023

Condom belt 

Its when a girl puts used condoms on leg or belly using a string or thead like a belt. It's kind of an erotic act, sometimes part of a BDSM.

I'd love my girl to make and use a condom belt.

Condom belt by Anon_69/420 September 20, 2024

Condom Shame 

When a person feels embarassment when buying condoms. This was very common in most of us the first several times we ever bought condoms. we would hesitate forever before picking up the box or pack and going over to pay for them. Or worse, some stores had them behind the counter, so we had to ask. WE would hesitate, stammer, stutter before working up the courage. Eventually most people do get over Condom Shame. Condom Shame is perfectly natural, due to our conditioning when growing up that sex is 'naughty' or 'dirty'.

Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.

"What took you so long in the pharmacy? You were just going to pick up a couple things."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."

Condom Shame by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024