armchair commander

When your in real life in a REAL situation playing a game usually airsoft or paintball and the 13 year old behind you attempts to use his "experience" which extends no far than Call of Duty 4 to lead the way like hes hot shit or something, literally the guy that could be with 12 Airborne Rangers and would say "guys Ive done this before" and try's to lead the way. Usually results in him being wrecked terribly in which case he blames it all on his team.

armchair commander example:

armchair commander: guys I got this down don't you worry about me
*12 other ex-military guys with 15+ years of experience*: But that would get us all killed....
armchair commander: no listen to me I'm going to go up follow my lead
mil guys: ok we will be right behind you *quiet* ditch this armchair commander, hes so chairborne I can hear the game control squeak.

by rower200 May 23, 2009

going commando

Not wearing underwear under clothing
Usually reserved for the male species
Also see Freeballing

Calum: "Im going commando today boys!"
Ashton: "Calum thats goss!"
Michael: "Right behind ya buddy"
Luke: "Im wearing your underwear"

by mgcslut April 25, 2015

commando

The coolest most bad ass Shwarzenegger movie ever made.

"watch commando to see Arnold stroll down a pristine garden path while hired henchmen run into a steady stream of automatic gunfire"

by Spelunker April 17, 2003

t'commandments

I. If the word 'tea' or the letter 'T' is spoken the speaker must brew a single cup for each wishingle recipient.

II. The speaker must be wholly in the front room or kitchen of the property.

III. Once a tea making quest has begun, the next quest cannot be undertaken until the first round of tea has been delivered.

IV. Only humans present in the room can request a cup once the offence has been committed.

V. Gaps in the rules are resolved in a manner which produces the most tea.

t'commandments violations;

Aidan 'Where have you been today Craig?'
Craig 'O.T.C'
Aidan 'Go on then'

Holt 'Whats the ideal gas equation?'
Flint 'PV=nRT'
Holt 'Yes please'

Craig 'Im so battered cod I could kill for a cup of tea, oh shit...'
Uncaring housemates 'Eye, I fancy one at that'

by cawdor January 15, 2010

Goblin Commander

A decent strategy game where you assume the roll of Grommel, the leader of the Stonkrusher Goblin Clan, whoes master ends up getting shot by an archer from the Hellfire Goblin Clan. For Microsoft XBox, Sony Playstation 2, and Nintendo Gamecube.

The one thing that is not good about Goblin Commander is that the language of the Goblins is not translated into the language of the country the copy is sent to.

by Light Joker May 21, 2004

Mando Commando

In some specialty schools in the U.S. military the students have their regular class hours and need to supplement that with extra study hours. The amount needed can vary from 10 to 35. 35 extra study hours per week is the maximum that can be mandated, so it sometimes is referred to as "Mando Commando".

It's the last week of classes before the "comp" (final exam). Everyone in our class unit is on Mando Commando hours for the week.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 3, 2009

Going Commando

Not wearing underwear.

Not all young children urinating themselves are going commando.

by Turo Fernandez September 26, 2018