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cup of coffee

When a baseball player is in the Major Leagues for a very short time.
Chuck Goggin was a pretty good player, but he only had a cup of coffee for the Red Sox.
by Big Tom September 6, 2005
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Coffee Grind

When a female/any person with a vagina rubs her vaginal area on someone else, especially while that person is sleeping, passed out or otherwise occupied.

Coffee grind is also less commonly used to describe rubbing the vaginal area on a willing partner during foreplay.
"Kelly, don't bother coffee grindin' that guy - he's just pretending to be asleep!"

"Quick, grab the camera! Katie's giving Brad a mad coffee grind!"
by Blue Honey December 27, 2007
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coffee shop

a place where you can buy a cup of coffee. in holland however, you can get your pot there. and like a proper shop they do have a menu...
i went to amsterdam and got some good weed there in the local coffee shop
by dikke dennis January 13, 2009
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college coffee

When you replace the water with Red-bull when brewing a coffee. Then drop in a bottle of 5 hour energy and a shot of vodka, and a sprinkle of cocaine.
Tommy woke up and made a college coffee to get to his 8am class.
by † Noobles † June 19, 2014
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coffee bagger

Some one who engages in the practice of 'rim dicking' of a coffee pot. ('rim dick' is defined as to take the "tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.")

Commonly associated with male moon-bat types.
Coffee bagger Seth could not abide the NRA logo on his boss's coffee mug, so he rim dicked it when no one was looking. Unfortunately, the mug was full of steaming hot McDonald's coffee, and Seth got burnt!
by towhee February 28, 2010
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would you like to go out for coffee?

Usually a pre-requisite to dating. More of the act of going out to a cafe or coffee shop to socialize, rather than specifically going for coffee. Often other beverages are ordered.
Would you like to go out for coffee?

Sure I'd love to!

OMG I'm going out for coffee tonight with this cute guy in my class!
by LosTFaN 4 8 15 May 23, 2009
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coffeeboy

A person that will never ever be good enough for a real job, so they are stuck making coffee for people with real jobs.
That coffeeboy will be living with his parents forever.

That coffeeboy doesn't have a valid driver's license.
by the bruja January 7, 2010
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