Colton Matthews

colton matthews is a fucking asshole douchebag who is really selfish and will lie to your face just to make things easier for him. He sucks at being a boyfriend, and i hope he never has a girlfriend again. worst decision of my life.

oh and he sucks at kissing. and grinding.

-" remember that guy that was a horrible kisser at that party?"
" ohh yea Colton Matthews"

-"remember that guy Colton Matthews?"
"oh yeah he is such a douche."

by coloradogirl123 January 8, 2012

Colon Explorer

First heard as an innuendo in BBC comedy series 'The Mighty Boosh', a 'Colon Explorer' is an expression of someone who is homosexual.

"That Howard Moon is a right colon explorer".

by The Delta Bandit July 22, 2006

Colona

A small shitty town full of trailer trash and pot heads. Known to the younger crowd as "C-Town" You're next door neighbor is most likely a child predator and you probably spend most weekends getting drunk or high in your friends basement. There is absolutley nothing in this shithole of a town! If you currently live here. Leave.. Now!

Fuck Colona. There's nothing to do here!

by T SMALLS March 7, 2009

COLTON

The best person you will ever meet. He is without a doubt the best guy to date. He will make your heart happy and is a perfect couple with a Hannah.

Girl 1: hey you see Colton one there with Hannah

Girl 2: yeah they are such a cute couple

by FrenchFryLover05 November 10, 2017

colon blow

The rapid expulsion of hot feces after over endulgance of spicy Chinese food with a little beer on top of that!!

Who was the Picosso that painted the toilet bowl with their colon blow??

by hot dirty sanchez December 5, 2002

quivering colon

A phenomenon that takes place after a diarrea episode in which your sphincter is quivering uncertain whether shit will explode out of your ass.

"Please bear with me darling, I have a quivering colon and might need to excuse myself at any moment"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

Colton and Kaylie

The most amazing couple in the world. You will never meet a couple quite like this. They argue like a married couple. They are rlly mean to each other. Yet they show each other more love than anyone has ever seen. They can read each other very easily and make being in a relationship look easy.

OMG is that Colton and Kaylie!! Oh no thats just Bella and Edward. lol

by yourkaylie September 25, 2011