cockamanian

A thin plasticized transfer or a decal from a thick piece of paper to the skin. Water was used to soften the decal. A word used in the 1930's and 1940's.
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The cockamanian looks like a tattoo on your skin. Of course, it is only temporary.

by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005

cockanography

The definitive biography of a penis (cock)

"Mom, leave me alone, I'm writing a cockanography!"

by Adrian Cool December 12, 2008

Cockandspeil

When a male uses his penis to play musical melodies on a womens bare butt.

"Honey what are you doing to my ass?"

"Playin' my cockandspeil."

by E-tyme October 8, 2008

cockative

–adjective

1. inclined to speak excessively in an embarrassingly awkwardly over-assertive manner.
2. speaking in a manner which suggests that the speaker lacks physical endowment or intelligence by overcompensating with faux-confident rhetoric.
3. to illustrate an egotistical weakness through expressing false confidence
(see "desperate cry for help")

Oh yeah, that nitwit cocked my ear off.

Although he wore small shoes, he sure was cockative.

Was she on meth, or just generally cockative?

by koax June 28, 2009

Cockanoss

Chorley slang for cocknose. Normally prefixed with 'shit-off'.

Shit off Cockanoss

by The bad wolf July 8, 2009

cockalitus

A male with an extremely swollen penis.

That woman cannot get perform oral sex because the man has cockalitus.

by Megsima September 4, 2009

cockamole

The substance made from the combination of pre-cum and either vaginal or anal juices. Can also be made with sour cream if the cum isn't so pre.

We were having sex for hours. You should have seen the amount of cockamole we made before I finally added the sour cream.

by partytrap June 3, 2010