Clouch

A Lazy couch.

man your clouch is uncomfortable

by Evil Chicken September 25, 2010

Cluck

Chicken Legged Chicken Head = CLCH = Cluck; A female (and I guess nowadays a male could unfortunately be one too) that has long, skinny legs and loves to participate in giving oral sex to a penis or penises. May or may not carry diseases. Clucks are not necessarily considered porn stars or prostitutes because because these are technically professions and are done for payment. Though if a prostitute or a porn star fits the description of a cluck, and they are not receiving payment in some situations, then they would be a cluck that simply has a job/career.

Why aren't there many hot clucks in the world?

by Probably So August 8, 2009

chuch

A testicle. Plural would be chuches.

Lance Armstrong won the Tour de France with only one chuch!

Mikey pissed that girl off and she kicked him in the chuches!

by Full Trucker December 19, 2003

Chucha Cuerera

A cheap Mexican slut that works the street like a bitch dog to get what she wants, street savy but stupid.

Orale esse, did you see that chucha cuerera Patricia Lopez on the street giving a chupa palo to that homeboy again?

by Rico Raton October 9, 2016

fuster cluck

Play on words for the term 'Cluster Fuck'

A move used commonly by abusing the 'Cluster Bomb' weapon found in most Worms-series games such as Worms2, Worms: Armageddon & Worms: Noob Poop Party.

omg that guy just wedged that clussie up me & clusterfucked me bigtime. n00b

by Dodgymat January 18, 2005

CluchSnaG

A future English teacher who is trash at 2k, has a .120 wl

Is that CluchSnaG, I’m about to pull up

by Qlaritee January 28, 2019

Chuchmonger

One who hordes stupidity.

Derived from the 5th and 6th definitions of the word chuch and the 5th and 6th definitions of monger.

Being a chuchmonger could be caused by being mongfongled.

"John was such a chuchmonger, I mean who else but a chuchmonger would light up a smoke in a gas refinery."

by Vasklevox August 3, 2007