clay court

person with blonde hair and red pubes

Fidel didn't know that when he depanced Miguel that he had a clay court. Boy Miguel was embarrased.

by Spanish 2 May 14, 2006

clay hands

When a girl masturbates during her period, gets it all over her hands, and lets it dry up (giving the apperance of red clay).

Yo, Andrew's cousin had the nastiest clay hands the other day, that chick has a real heavy flow.

by Shes deec April 6, 2008

clay critchfield

the type of guy to instantly let his girlfriend turn him into her bitch and keep a leash on him

Guy: That guy is so whipped, lol.
His Friend: Yeah, he's such a Clay Critchfield

by Indian Lover November 30, 2016

Clay

Clay is a gilf lover who fucks grandmas. He is also dating a girl who looks like Jazz Jennings.

Dude some guy was fucking a grandma. Must have been a clay

by chickentendie123 December 28, 2018

Clay

Somebody who is addicted to watching fortnite sex

i cought clay watching fortnite stuff again.

by Hellotheredad February 11, 2019

Douche Claymore

Somthing that you place on the ground (in a place that you know a douche is gonna walk)

Joe: Hey i watch this, i planted a douche claymore right over there where trevor is about to walk
Bob:Dude realy?
Joe: yeah DOUCHE!!!! (as trevor walks over the spot where joe planted the claymore)

by Douche_Snyper October 20, 2009

clay

something you can squish, squeeze, and roll. Possible shapes: snake, ball,two balls, etc.

"let's go play with some clay."

by cheeseball1101 May 13, 2016