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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the best Coach in the world, he will kill your dog.
Dog killer Chuck Norris is back in town.
by TrueTeller101 February 9, 2019
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guac-chuck norris

Anal Sex after Mexican Food Night. The penetrator goes chuck norris angry after getting sprayed by Guac-arrhea.
When date night goes wrong after a Guac-Chuck Norris event that ruined our relationship. The guacamole always cost extra.
by REALLY Sanchez September 27, 2020
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Chuck Norris

Some guy that is not the god that some imbeciles that are most likely teenage boys make him out to be.
Curtis: Apparently Brock is being portrayed as this god that he never was and never will be just because his friends at school spew that trash everyday when they have the chance.
Vivian: It is absolutely ridiculous as there is not a single person that can do no wrong, nor will there ever be.
Curtis: Reminds me of the stupid claims from Chuck Norris supporters.
Vivian: Exactly
by PhoenixGamer34 September 1, 2021
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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris used to be a badass, but now he's a homophobe.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021
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the young chuck norris

when a man farts into a large bowl of cereal and then puts his dick into it, slowely so that the bowl slowely overflows then he punches a bitch in the face and makes her eat his concocktion. This can result in dominance of anyone in range
dude you totally gave her the young chuck norris
by the money maker is in my pants October 20, 2010
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chuck norris

there os no discription for him. Just read a book
chuck norris is unbelivebel
by roro1602 January 2, 2017
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Chuck Norris

An absolute god. One of the most powerful forces of all time.
Damn that was a powerful roundhouse kick must be Chuck Norris. Bow before Chuck Norris
by IamNico November 23, 2021
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