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gentleman's chode

A "sophisticated way" to describe a small dick or chode.
"Tom's a needledick!"
"It's not a needledick, it's a Gentleman's chode!"
by Phil M'Crackin December 15, 2008
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National Suck A Chode Day

National Suck A Chode Day occurs on July 7th.
Anyone can suck a Chode.
Tom: "Dude, did u hear what tomorrow is?"
Zach: "The 7th?"
Tom: "No! It's national Suck A Chode Day!"
Zach: "I'll text Stacy now!"
by HappyDICKS10075 July 6, 2017
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Chodecoder

A computer programmer who lacks talent, and views beastiality pornography with regularity.
"LOOOOOOOOL ROFLMAO @ Beastly Tim the Chodecoder!"
by TelimTor December 11, 2003
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chode fighting

Similar to cage fighting, but in this case it includes the use of chodes to whack each other until the other one needs chode cream to protect their chode from dehydrating, as in the case of rubbing on chode poison.
For my elective choice in the 9th grade I picked chode fighting, so i could slap coach g across the face with my chode.
by chodessasd January 9, 2009
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ChloeGlen

This a hardcore drink that was called warning it`s very dangerous and hardcore for the customer to buy for fear they couldnt live up to the standard that the title "ChloeGlen" gives.
Banter is exspected consistanly and rapidly!
she will make you smile and will make you love her.
Usually brown or ginger hair.Ginger haird chloeglen are easier to be around as they find it easy to deal with haters.Brown haird chloeglen is also a joy but might be a fake.
guy1-That girl reminds me of a chloeglen
guy2-hell no, there is only a chloeglen and she is a chloeglen.
by tsarah strath February 1, 2009
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Chode King

A person that is the ultimate master and human embodiment of a penis that is wider than it is long.
Dude, Kraig told me that he couldn't fit into his pants today. What a Chode King...
by Chat Cholm December 12, 2009
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Chode loafer

Putting a chode between two pieces of bread and rubbing it until orgasm then eating the nut bread.
We did a chode loafer last night.. it was so tasty
by tripod 8 October 26, 2018
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