steam cleaner

Evolved from rug muncher: a steam cleaner is one who performs cunnilingus with abnormal enthusiasm, therefore having an effect on the pubic hair similar to that which a steam cleaner would have on a rug.

Usually a term reserved for dykes.

Girl: "wow that bitch is a steam cleaner"
Steam cleaner: "slurp slurp"

by dougdougdoug November 14, 2007

cum-cleaner

A non-'out' homosexual who covertly satisfies his desires by concerning himself with or addressing himself to spilt semen.

Keiren cleaned the cum out of the shower. He's a total cum-cleaner.

by Kerien the Buchaneer March 3, 2008

Cleavland Cleaner

When you lick a dirty butt clean

" She took a dump so I gave her a cleavland cleaner:

by 3manD May 10, 2010

cheater

a false vagina usually used for masturbatory purposes

"Since Cindy didn't let me take her home last night, I went home and used the cheater."

by myles myers September 28, 2006

cheater

Yelled at TV's in Sports Bars whenever a play or bullshit call goes against your team.

The more drunk and loud the person(s) is/are the better.

Originated at Howies Sports Page in Albuquerque, NM

Ref: Holding Offense.

Bar: CHEATERS!!!!!!

by drdouglasp March 31, 2005

cheaper than fast food

Something that sux i.e. being taken advantage of

He just blew me off. That's cheaper than fast food.

by Claire July 21, 2003

Pipe Cleaner

Solid, girthy turd that cleans your colon out, especially useful after some peanut-butter shit.

Man I had a nasty shit earlier. I wasn't looking forward to the cleanup but luckily I had conjured a pipe cleaner to push out what stayed behind.

by MMDeveloper September 20, 2010