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Smoked Castro

Directly after an unsuspecting woman has received a Donkey Punch, Dirty Sanchez, Angry Dragon, or Fish Hooks, she immediately grasps the male's member, bites it off, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out, smacks him in the face with it (mushroom stamp), and finally stuffs it into his mouth as if he were smoking a fine Cuban cigar.
That asshole Josh, gave me a Dirty Sanchez, so I retaliated with a Smoked Castro. He never saw it coming.
by C. Woodriver June 27, 2006
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castro's revenge

Irritable Bowel issues caused by ingesting high-fructose corn syrup. HFCS used in many American products thanks to ban on import of Cuban sugar cane.
I was on the toilet all day with Castro's revenge.
by R. E. Saunders September 22, 2007
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castifer

A bad ass name for a guy. Castifer is one of the rarest guys you will ever meet. His attitude varies with his environment. And with that said, he can be a very secretive and mysterious man. He only falls for one women. And when he does, it is due to a long thought out relationship that will never end. Do not expect to earn this mans affections easily. He Loves almost no one. Can also be spelled as Kastyfer.
Who is that guy? Man Castifer sure is something...
by Jane 9 Black April 27, 2014
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Casting

The act of filling a bathtub with cum and having somebody submerge themselves in it until it hardens.
I was casting Jimmy last night! It was like a scene out of Star Wars!
by Schlork December 10, 2019
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foodie-cation

leisure time away from work and/or school devoted to trying out different foods and restaurants of a certain area.
I can't wait to get off work and head to Atlanta to enjoy my foodie-cation.
by SpenseDaIntense May 16, 2011
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Castronaut

Inhabitant of the greatest co-op house the Berkeley Student Cooperative has ever seen, Andres Castro Arms. Those who have struck the perfect balance between having a beautiful house and engaging in all-out pirate insanity.
Davisaur: Who just pranked Davis house?

Castronaut: No idea, must have been Wolf! (with excellent poker face)

~~some moments later~~

Castronaut 1: Good job pranking Davis with us last night, man.

Castronaut 2: You too man. Let's head to The Loth and sauna it up.
by golden130 March 29, 2011
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casting

Similar to 'fisting' a girl, but the act is committed by someone who has a broken arm. The fister's arm is in a plaster cast.
Even though i've just broken my arm i'm still up for it tonight Mandy, infact i'm going to give you a good casting baby.
by Tony G / Rou January 11, 2009
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