crotch cake

A woman's vagina.

Joey: Hey Jim, do you like crotch cake?

Jim: No, the thorns go all over my face every time I eat some.

by pokerjuicer September 25, 2009

Cake is in the oven

The job has been completed.

Fat Rick: Odelay holmes! The cake is in the oven!

Buho: Cake? What fuckin' cake?

Fat Rick: You know, the cake is in the oven!

Buho: Huh?

Fat Rick: Remember what Huesos told you! Well, the dope car was just dropped outside that shitty dive bar!

Buho: Hey bro, I thought we weren't supposed to actually say that!

Fat Rick bitch slaps Buho.

by ZXY&ABC July 28, 2019

Cringe Cake

When someone possesses a cringey personality trait, or when someone says cringey things often.

Madi Bond is such a cringe cake when she told that story.

by Watermeloonsmoothie December 15, 2018

Caked

the second level to the highest of being intoxicated by weed and almost can not do anything but sit and watch tv

Dang man you are so caked you need to go home

by blunt maker #1 December 10, 2009

cake

A special delicacy given to friends in prison.

i baked a metal file into my cake to break out my homeboy Rick

we roll in the hood nigga

by Badonkadonk October 17, 2006

Caked up

Having a big booty or when someone’s butt looks fat/ good

“Daisy’s caked up!”
“Have you been working out, you’re caked up!”

by SavageWordDict. December 19, 2018

Cake tray

Related to the Muffin top but extra. Wobbly bits that wobble, especially over jeans. Eurgh!

" Buy some jeans that fit you, your wobbly cake tray looks minging " " I have cake tray syndrome, i can get away with it " " Sap "

by Lauryn.Sparkles February 13, 2010